One Ticket Please Playlist: Best of the Worst (Year) 2017

Picking up where 2016 left off, 2017 left much to be desired. America’s political climate is a joke, Hollywood turned out to be run by perverts (and thankfully purged a large number of them), and for some reason everything has to be discussed in context of Star Wars. However, the music scene never gave up […]

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The Lego Batman Movie

Verdict: Sometimes lightning does strike twice, and sometimes that lightning is made of Lego. It’s one of the better children’s, superhero, and animated films to date. Definitely see it. Synopsis: “Batman (voice of Will Arnett) defends Gotham City from criminals and supervillains while bonding with a young orphan (Michael Cera) he accidentally adopted — who, […]

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Your Guide to the 89th Oscars: Best Director

Folks, it’s that time of year again. The greatest and most sacred of annual events is upon us, the ultimate expression of ostentatious refinement. More hyperbole. THE OSCARS.  The Oscar nominations for 2016 films have been released, and there is a whole lot of good, a little bad, and La La Land, to no one’s surprise. […]

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Your Guide to the 89th Oscars: Best Supporting Actress

Folks, it’s that time of year again. The greatest and most sacred of annual events is upon us, the ultimate expression of ostentatious refinement. More hyperbole. THE OSCARS.  The Oscar nominations for 2016 films have been released, and there is a whole lot of good, a little bad, and La La Land, to no one’s surprise. […]

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Your Guide to the 89th Oscars: Best Supporting Actor

Folks, it’s that time of year again. The greatest and most sacred of annual events is upon us, the ultimate expression of ostentatious refinement. More hyperbole. THE OSCARS.  The Oscar nominations for 2016 films have been released, and there is a whole lot of good, a little bad, and La La Land, to no one’s surprise. […]

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Your Guide to the 89th Oscars: Best Actress

Folks, it’s that time of year again. The greatest and most sacred of annual events is upon us, the ultimate expression of ostentatious refinement. More hyperbole. THE OSCARS.  The Oscar nominations for 2016 films have been released, and there is a whole lot of good, a little bad, and La La Land, to no one’s surprise. […]

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Your Guide to the 89th Oscars: Best Actor

  Folks, it’s that time of year again. The greatest and most sacred of annual events is upon us, the ultimate expression of ostentatious refinement. More hyperbole. THE OSCARS.  The Oscar nominations for 2016 films have been released, and there is a whole lot of good, a little bad, and La La Land, to no one’s […]

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Your Guide to the 89th Oscars: Best Picture

Folks, it’s that time of year again. The greatest and most sacred of annual events is upon us, the ultimate expression of ostentatious refinement. More hyperbole. THE OSCARS.  This morning the Oscar nominations for 2016 films was released, and there is a whole lot of good, a little bad, and La La Land, to no one’s […]

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The Meaning Behind “The Last Jedi”

Star Wars Episode VIII officially has its title: “The Last Jedi.” Per usual, the internet lit aflame with wonder over this mysterious and loaded name. The problem is, the rest of the internet is wrong. Don’t worry, we’re here to help. This is my official guide to the meaning behind “The Last Jedi”: The first […]

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The Switching Hour (Nintendo Switch Reveal Recap)

Months and months on end of speculation and leaks about Nintendo’s latest foray into the home console market finally came together this past week in the form of the officially official reveal of the Nintendo Switch. The general idea of the new, more mobile console was shown in a teaser for the Switch in October, […]

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