Folks, it’s that time of year again. The greatest and most sacred of annual events is upon us, the ultimate expression of ostentatious refinement. More hyperbole.
THE OSCARS.
The Oscar nominations for 2016 films have been released, and there is a whole lot of good, a little bad, and La La Land, to no one’s surprise. But who has time to sort through it all?! You’re busy, you don’t have time to form opinions on films you haven’t even seen! Don’t worry, that’s why we’re here.
So please enjoy Part 4 of the One Ticket Please Official Guide to the 89th Oscars: Best Supporting Actor. Reviews linked in red, with more to come!
Mahershala Ali, Moonlight
Do they deserve to win: Yes. He is Mahershala Ali. And he’s going to be one of the most respected actors of the next 5 years at least.
Everyone Else, Everything Else
Do they deserve to win: No. Because they’re not Mahershala Ali. Sorry folks.
